小日常 一天的小生活而已
首先，是KINGKING的小窝，升级版https://p3-sign.toutiaoimg.com/9694/759584476~tplv-tt-large.image?x-expires=1968455733&x-signature=9egDGCd4afDFstR9YdBmEraIK7U%3D
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他们说，只要睡在这个垫子上，就会是KINGKING了
KINGKING你怎么看
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晚上回家带两个小的去洗了澡
据说上海周四降温，赶紧洗干净了穿棉袄
带出门是俩贵宾
带回家是倆香（乡）菇（姑）
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我想说，我家有一个很作的狗，每天到时间就得吃饭，我只要一站起来就他想出门，不理他他就一直嗷嗷的作
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所以我经常坐着憋尿不站起来
每天到了半夜他也能作，但凡我站起来就会觉得可以出门了
于是，半夜遛狗冻成狗
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这个狗回家途中突然放慢了脚步，后来还挣脱了绳圈，坐着不动了
（我鼻涕都出来了他居然不走了啊喂）
（还有我也尿急啊喂）
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一脸很痛苦的表情，怎么都不走
后来还干脆躺下了
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很害怕的抱进来，正想着打电话求助
突然发现这个狗有一坨硬邦邦的屎挂在肛门上，没夹断
拿纸巾给擦掉以后，这个狗屁颠屁颠的去睡了窝
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森森觉得，尼禄你该锻炼你的括约肌了啊喂
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
冻成狗的早晨再次晨遛
（话说我这一天到底要遛多少次狗）
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在家永远都睡不到窝，出门却还是各种傲娇的KINGKING
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还有一个人肉背景括约肌狗
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再次冻得流鼻涕而他们却流连忘返不肯回家的时候再次提醒自己
草丛里的这个屁股逃跑追寻自由的季节到了
因为这是一个在夏天都会逃跑的狗啊
记录一下妞妞夏天大逃亡：
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晚上工作的时候关了阳台的窗子和厨房的门
可是这个狗却本能的感受到了玻璃之外的寒冷，在我不注意的时候自己开了厨房吹风去了
/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
妞妞咱能不闹了吗，你穿的可是裘皮大衣我却连棉毛裤都没有的啊喂
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感觉真的要感冒了
所以，请珍爱生命，慎养哈士奇
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